I Love You

I love you 

I love you 

I can't stop loving you 

You mean everything to me 

I love you only when it's easy 

I can't love you anymore if you cheat on me 

But I love you 

I can't love you if something happens to your private part and we can't have sex anymore 

I love you 

But you are too short 

I love you 

But you are too dark 

I love you 

But you are too fat 

I love you 

But you are Edo 

My parents say I will marry Igbo 

So I can only love Igbo 

But I still love you o!

I can't love you if you can't provide food 

But I love you 

I can't love you if you are not attractive anymore, maybe an accident happened involving your looks 

But I love you 

I can't love you anymore if someone richer or finer Starts loving me 

I love you shaa 

But I can't love you anymore if your boobs fall and your pussy widens after childbirth 

I love you, you hear? 

But not when you gain weight 

I love you o! 

But not when you commit a crime 

I shaa love you 

But not when you have mental issues or anger problem 

I can't love you anymore if you can't speak good English 

I will stop loving you if you fail your exams 

I love you 

Until I find out you are a cultist 

I love you 

Because you dress fine and can afford good perfumes 

I love you 

But not when your car crashes and you can't pick me up anymore 

Can't love you when you can't pay rent 

I love you 

But not when somebody else loves you the same way I love you 

You must choose 

You don't deserve two people loving you same way simultaneously 

I love you 

Only when we have same belief, worship same way and go to the same church 

I love you 

But only when you stimulate the love 

If you don't stimulate my love for you 

My unconditional love fades away 

I love you 

But only when it's easy 

[@the_vyrus]