When I Die


Please when I die... 
On my burial poster... 
Nobody should get creative on my poster biko! 
It's a bloody funeral alert not a show poster 
So no 
'Gone too soon' or 'Home Call' or 'Exit of a rear Gem' 
Or none of those creative shits y'all prefer 
Just write 'Obituary' for me!
Plain and Simple! 

Plus at the funeral, no food or soft drinks should be served 
Just alcohol, weed and water! 

During the tributes and all 
Please nobody should paint me good and wonderful, there's no need putting in a good word for me when I'm dead, if you have anything nice to say about me, say it now! I need all the good words I need now, when I'm dead, tell it like it is! If I was an ass to you, say it! If I wasn't your favourite, say it! Don't come saying all good things about me, even the audience will know you are lying.

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