My Evil Advice for Teenage Boys

Ok! Brief advice for young boys of 15 16 17yrs that are sharp, happening and popular. Right now, many girls, I mean many girls especially those that wanna get popular too are gonna wanna date you! Its your prime, rock it but Listen! I'm talking from experience... Don't get too excited, in the next few years, those girls that are all over you now are gonna be very much more hotter than you! You may not see it now because most of them are mgbeke, but trust me, they are gonna upgrade enormously And they are gonna achieve that from the exposure you give them now, no matter how hard you try, they are gonna leave you! Some might later come back but they'll surely leave you once they eat that fruit, and then you'll whether you like it or not, you are gonna be a small boy to them. Its natural, don't hate! A girl your age is naturally older than you, take heart.
Now this what you gonna do! Schooling you from mistakes I and my friends made in our prime 1. Don't invest your heart my nigga don't invest your heart cuz it'll get broken. 2. Most of them are virgins and will suggest dating without sex (we fall that mugu, u no need fall am too) that virginity will be lost one day, why won't it be lost to you? #justsaying 3. When they get hotter, you are not gonna get as much as a peck from them, so right now, seize every moment you get, persuade em, do all in your power, if she refuse, leave am go find another person, trust me! Its for your own good . 4. Soon most guys they meet are gonna be fake and lairs and deceive them, the only way you gonna make them regret leaving you is if you treat them better than any other guy they meet in the rest of their life (that's the only point I handled well myself). 5. If you want them to last with you, don't introduce them to many people, keep the relationshp mostly indoors and do not introduce them to your close friends and allow them connect because if you break up later and she's close friends with your close friends, it'll be always awkward and it'll definitely hurt badly. 6. Try as much as possible to keep your standard high no matter what, as they upgrade, work hard to upgrade too! Especially more than their brothers, it gives you an edge! 7. Don't regret any relationship you've been in... It makes you wiser and less stupid. #talkingfrommyexpreincesandthatofmyfriendsaswell